Diane, A Shaded View on Fashion

FIAC, the birthday, Nori's going away dinner at Pramil

Dear Shaded Viewers,

Back to the the internet cafe. I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever have internet access at my place. Mercury is in retrograde and will be there for another 3 weeks. God help us all.

Here are a few images from the last day of FIAC.

After FIAC I went to the going away party for Nori at the new French resto called Pramil. Nori is watching the video that I took and of course had no connection to post. I did however bluetooth it to Chaco. There is Alain, the chef and owner of Pramil.

Last night both Emily the Strange and Linlee from Colette celebrated their birthdays.

Later,

Diane

Huesitos Church in Prague

Dear Shaded Viewers,

Juan Montenegro from B-Guided sent me this image of a church in Prague that is built out of human skulls and bones.

Juan suggested that I might like the location if ever I decide to marry again. Not very likely Juan. xxx
Later, Diane

Overdue Post from Tokyo

Miscellaneous photos from the reprobate recently trumpeted as "A Shaded View's man in Tokyo":

                   

Marc Jacobs at the Louis Vuitton trunk show in Tokyo in June. Grace Jones played the party.            I interviewed Marc for Numero Tokyo, edited by former Vogue fashion editor and Honeyee blogger Ako Tanaka.

Louis Vuitton president Yves Carcelle said the million-dollar show was "An opportunity for us to communicate directly with our important Asian audience, while giving them a small thank you for their support for Louis Vuitton throughout its history". Much appreciated.

      

At the Romain Kremer show, where I had the pleasure of being seated next to Chere Maitre.

                    

Mihara Yasuhiro showed his SS '07 womenswear line along with the collection he presented at the Milan menswear collections in July. "Japan Fashion Week in Tokyo" was rescheduled to run before "Olympus Fashion Week" but will revert to its original slot following Paris from next season.

                                             

Romance at Sunao Kuwahara, an A-net brand (like Tsumori Chisato, Zucca and Eri Utsugi's new label mercibeaucoup,). The dorky spectacles of my trusty photographer Miura-san twinkle beside the model's right shoulder. Seated in front of him (white blouse) is the delightful Okada-san from SO-EN.

         

The lovely Anne-chan, daughter of actor Ken Watanabe, at Triptych.

                                          

I visited the Undercover showroom last week to interview Takahashi-san for a piece to be published in JAL inflight mag Skyward. Had to snap one of the skull corsage numbers.

                  

At the Surface 2 Air Tokyo womens pret-a-porter launch last week.

                        

Later the same night Ann-Sofie Back showed a retrospective at Midwest as part of the store's 30th anniversary celebrations.

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DINO DINCO : THAT RARE OCCASION WHEN YOU OPEN AN EMAIL FROM AN UNKNOWN SOURCE AND A TRUE TREASURE POPS OUT

Hi, all. Just in.  Bourbon-crosseyed and thrilled to receive permission from the original author, Jennifer Matsui (jenmatsui@hotmail.com) to re-publish this excellent text. The original title: MADONNA'S GREAT AFRICAN SAFARI: THE GREAT WHITE BABY HUNTER

As Alien Sex Fiend sings: "Ignore the machine...." and enjoy. 


Angelina can eat my ashes
Dear Madonna,

You are undoubtedly dismayed by the public outrage that has greeted your decision to adopt a baby boy from Malawi - a country that most people in the West probably only know from the ad campaigns of charitable organizations showing bloated, fly-infested babies being mauled by your former wedding guests, now sockless and compassionately unshaven. I imagine that you are quite shocked that anyone would question your decision to remove a child from such unimaginable suffering as having Bono and Bob Geldof breathing down his crib. And what kind of person would condemn someone so young to a life of grinding poverty, especially someone with millions at her disposal; a loving "mammy" who will tote her little 'mchanga' around in a 1,200 thread count batik Snuggly specially designed for him by Tom Ford himself. No doubt you will provide little David Banda with every consumer item under the less skin-damaging sun, and see to it that he develops the posh manners and accent that were so tragically denied to you in your infancy.

The child formerly known as David Banda is the luckiest boy in the world, you repeat to yourself 666 times a day while fiddling with the little red thread around your wrist, because that's how every self-serving mantra eventually becomes truth. It's written in the Khabible. One minute little whats-his-name is languishing in a overcrowded, under funded orphanage in one of the poorest nations on earth, and the next minute he's soaring over the ocean in a private jet to make his new home on a palatial English estate, where he will be tended to by a complete staff of servants and diapered in monogrammed Pampers. You have even sweetened the deal with a complete DVD box set of 'The Lion King' so that he can immerse himself in African culture. You would think that would shut up those annoying people who think removing a child from his own people and culture is somehow a bad thing, even if said culture hasn't yet invented pots to piss in.

No stranger to criticism, you probably think the public backlash over your latest publicity stunt is just more sour grapes from the usual suspects, this time disguising themselves as human rights campaigners. And what exactly are they complaining about, anyway, you gripe at your husband, who is no stranger himself to your sudden fancies, whether its a decision to fire your pillow plumper or take up the cause of philanthropy several decades after it's become fashionable. "Angelina can eat my ashes!" you snap when Guy reminds you that the Jolie-Pitts have already claimed the title of 'Cookie' magazine's most beautiful baby shoppers - an honor you have coveted almost as much as an Oscar and a duet with the late Pope on his death bed.

"A girl just can't get a break", you fume. "I mean, what IS the problem?" First, NBC edits out the part of your concert tour where you stand crucified on a 'lite brite' cross to prove you haven't quite "nailed" the cause of your dimming celebrity, and adding insult to injury, you've got the entire planet up your ass about your latest Missoni (oops, I mean MISSION) to Africa. I can't imagine it's much fun being a misunderstood genius.

Here's the problem, Madonna. You swoop into Malawi with a yet to be signed cheque for $3 million, hoping that by pledging the money to an orphanage, the authorities will re-write the laws in your favor. "What laws"? you sneer under your breath when someone points out to you that your actions amount to kidnapping, even if a bribed official has given your crime the government stamp of approval. Someone in your entourage points out to you that under Malawi law, people hoping to adopt children must live in the country for at least eighteen months. "This dump doesn't even have flush toilets, what makes them think their laws mean shit", you scream at him as he peers off into the distance hopefully, all the while praying that a pack of jackals comes along and tears you apart limb by limb, and drags your still squawking head into the dense foliage encircling the camp to be gnawed at and batted around by hungry hyena pups.

Undaunted, you return to your tent and check yourself in the full length mirror you brought along for the occasion and make the final adjustments to your outfit. You told your stylist you wanted your look to be reminiscent of Africa's "glamorous" colonial era. "Think Marlene Dietrich meets King Kong at the opening of the Stork Club inside a smoking volcano". This is why you've chosen to dress like the trophy whore of a wealthy plantation owner. Your African hosts should really get a kick out of that. Even though you ended up being more Norma Desmond than Desmond Tutu, your low-cut jungle green Versace wrap around dress and safari hat complimented your caked on alabaster complexion quite nicely. You managed to achieve the look of a former "blimey" spewing pub wench, plucked from obscurity by a visiting adventurer from the "Dark Continent" looking for a piece of tail to compliment his collection of rhino heads. Your new look evokes the by-gone sophistication of the 'Bwana Missus", who spends her days in the shade, reading romance novels and shooting the occasional elephant before heading out for cocktails at the club. But I guess we should be grateful that you left the rollerskates and ghetto blaster at home.

After a hard day at the orphanage, choosing a baby that will compliment that wonderful hand woven bag you picked up in the market earlier, you decide it's time to celebrate. With the entire International press corps surrounding you, you seize the chance to make a video for your next dance hit. A word of advice: You should probably edit out the part where your unpaid African back up dancers look on in bewilderment and embarrassment as your frantic, praying mantis pogo-ing recounts the age old story about the evil sorceress with fire ants in her crotch.

In the clamor and excitement of the festivities no one noticed as you discreetly handed over the little "orphan" to your assistant, who boarded him into your private jet and spirited him away before the ink was dried on the adoption papers. You insist on calling him an orphan, even though is father is very much alive, but temporarily, at least, unable to raise his son, owing to the tragically, all too familiar circumstances of his life. The death of his wife has left him a bereft and impoverished widower with no other choice but to relinquish custody of his son until he is able to get back on his feet. For considerably less than what you paid for David, you could have given him at least that opportunity. Maybe if you had read something more relevant to the topic of global poverty than 'Baby Fortune' magazine's top ten list of lucky celebrity orphans, you might have discovered that the wealth you endlessly accumulate, and the system that makes it possible for you to lavish such bounty upon your latest self-improvement project is largely responsible for Mr Banda's inability to feed a child on his non-existent earnings as a farmer. Not surprisingly, you have chosen to overlook that particular aspect of your new child's life and legacy, wilfully ignoring the bigger picture here in order to clutch a small black child at your breast in a homage to your own brand name. So now Mr Banda is left to deal with his most recent loss, cast aside like last season's Prada bag, and realizing only too late that he has signed away his past and future to a new colonial master, using the same tactics as the previous ones to seize another nation's assets under the guise of "legality" and "consent".

Having being told that the "nice" American lady would provide his son with an education and raise him until he was ready to return to his homeland, Mr Banda signed on the dotted line. Since Mr Banda can neither read or write, there was no way his consent should be considered legal or binding. Clearly, he was misled by orphanage officials in order to speed up the process of your fly-by "adoption". But naturally, you blame all the negative publicity on the media, whom you accuse of "terrorizing" him to give false and conflicting accounts of the abduction of his son.

Acting on your publicist's advice, you brought your case to the American public on 'Oprah', hoping the African American billionaire talk show host would give you her own official stamp of approval, and a sob sistah shoulder to cry on. Unfortunately, your appearance on Oprah's giant closed circuit satellite screen didn't quite project your intended persona of a sadly misunderstood earth mother on a mission to save the world. Instead, you ended up looking like Xergadon, unblinking Empress Alien of the Planet Botoxia announcing her latest earthling abduction.

No stranger to disastrous shopping expeditions, your new friend, Oprah™ knows first hand the woes of trying to get one's hands on a coveted consumer item and being told by the staff at Hermes that she would have to wait until the following day to make her purchase. Unfortunately, Oprah used the obvious racist slight on her spending power to highlight the astonishing inability of a Parisienne saleswoman to recognize her as a global brand phenomenon, rather than use her own first hand experience of France's institutionalized racism to enlighten her viewers to the worsening plight of Europe's non-white immigrant populations. The fact that she was taken for a North African (quelle horreur!) by a Hermes staffer and therefore denied access to the store for after hours shopping didn't seem to offend her principles, only her vanity. Imagine confusing the elegantly coiffed icon of American media with a lowly Berber shoplifter. The 'Gaul' of some people!".

There is a similar disconnect in your aggrieved sense of injustice, too, Madonna. You present yourself as the victim of a media smear campaign, a misunderstood philanthropist, unfairly maligned by hostile forces who will stop at nothing to bring you and your butt-munching bodysuit hemlines down a notch.

No match for Oprah, or the global media juggernaut camped out in his maize patch, Mr Banda is forced to reconsider his options and has "agreed" to relinquish his son to your permanent care. Congratulations. The war on the poor rages on, but you've won your own personal battle, and even have the "trophy" to prove it. I just hope the next time you are looking to something to adopt, you might consider a more humane and less self-serving world view.

Lanvin photos by Sonny Vandevelde

Later, Diane

ALL PHOTOS ARE FROM SONNY

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