Friday, 12 August 2011
Why somethings are better in theory than in practice: or why going off-grid glamping is perhaps not the best idea of a new mother with a penchant for 5 inch heels...
A Post I wrote for my Italian agency www.2dm.it 's blogazine: http://www.2dmblogazine.it/ we left a peaceful sunny London; we returned to a battle-scarred sci fi tragedy: but that's another story...
Tamara Cincik / Cornwall Ecopod
Stylist Tamara Cincik for our series on the summer adventures of 2DM’s artists.
Memories of our wedding where we spent 3 peaceful nights in a Romany caravan in a Suffolk field close to where we were married at the ridiculously pretty Wingfield Barns, inspired me in a turn of thought where I thought how marvellous, yet utterly golden-tinged it would be if, instead of leaving England for the continent, we went West to Cornwall and Devon…
Jeremy, my husband was less convinced of the merits of this, but after 3 days of 30ºC heat in the city, I remained utterly adamant about the merits of the trip, as our baby boy ‘Dukey’ had been very unsettled by the balmy nights. So I booked 3 nights in a gypsy caravan in Devon, to be followed by 3 nights in an eco-pod in Cornwall.
3 nights in Devon translated to 30 minutes. We collected our Sainsburys online delivery food shop, changed the baby’s nappy and after looking at a picturesque scene of dog hair, stinging nettles and pig manure, realised that this was not the place to be with a 3 month old baby. So we scarpered. The owner kindly offered us a house rental, but we were a bit scared to accept.
Taking refuge in Totnes, a lovely riverbank supper: our first night out with Dukey, was slightly overshadowed by a sojourn in what can only be described as Fawlty Towers without the tweedy styling. Totnes’ answer to Basil had been busy with the laminator: we counted perhaps 15 signs, 2 containing poetry about toilet habits, if I use the term poetry loosely, in a bedroom the size of which is more apt for a bathroom than a room for 3. Space is obviously at a premium in Devon, as it wasn’t cheap; who knew Totnes is the new Knightsbridge?
The ecopod I had booked in Cornwall's owners were very sweet in allowing us to bring forward our stay and we drove down through Exmoor the next morning – a place so beautiful it still feels rawly elemental.
The , Atlantic Surf Pods are set in land on a farm, over the road from the sea, close to Bude. Think Teletubbies meets The Hobbit: they are well designed, clean, cute and offering good quality barbecue and cooking facilities. All was lovely, the only thing I would say is going off-grid with a 3 month old takes verve and guts in the sunshine, in thunder and lightening, I think it is kind of nuts!
We agreed that had we paid for the nanny all week and had a few beauty/massage treatments – ie enjoyed a London staycation – for the same amount of money spent, we would have been left feeling less exhausted. A new mother’s back is sore on another level and all I can add is, ladies with babies should go more luxe than home on holiday, not less.
I take total responsibilty for the choice in holiday made: I guess it takes time for a new mother to work out where her old life ends, and her new one starts…
On the plus side, we visited two gorgeous Cornish places of verdant gorgeousness: The The Eden Project and The Lost Gardens of Heligan which I would totally recommend each for their individual visions of this green and pleasant land. And the clifftop evening with old friends who had spent the week surfing and staying in a field above the sea for the princely sum of £5 per night, overlooking the Atlantic; where we had a makeshift bbq-ed supper, albeit under 5 layers, was perhaps not a glorious sunset, but fun and epic in its beauty nonetheless.Tamara Cincik
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It is always like that isn't it, the romantic idea and the less than perfect reality. Are you living in the war torn area?....xxx
Posted by: DP | Aug 13, 2011 9:51:11 AM